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The Most Important Pizza Invention Ever
So much more convenient than eating a slice of pizza with your hands like a normal human being.

Yes please!

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The Most Important Pizza Invention Ever

So much more convenient than eating a slice of pizza with your hands like a normal human being.

Yes please!

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anything.

Anywhere

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Vote for Megatron
A candidate you can trust.

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Vote for Megatron

A candidate you can trust.

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Kid Destroys at Dodgeball
Never. Call. Me. Weird. Again

Ninja!!!

collegehumor:

Kid Destroys at Dodgeball

Never. Call. Me. Weird. Again

Ninja!!!

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- Hello, welcome to the Apple store. How can I help you?
- Yeah, hi, I was wondering if you could explain the difference between the iPad and the iPad mini?
- The iPad mini is smaller than the iPad.
- But, isn’t the iPhone already like a small iPad.
- Yes, but this is larger than the iPhone.
- What if I want something larger than an iPhone, but smaller than an iPad mini?
- You should get an iPhone maxi or an iPad mini mini. Which is not to be confused with an iPad Minnie, which has Minnie Mouse branding, or the iPad Minnie mini, which is an iPad Minnie, but smaller. Of course if you’re looking for something bigger you can always go with the iPad Maxi, but don’t get the iMaxi Pad, which is just a maxi pad with an apple logo. Unless that’s what you want. then of course you also have the option of an iMaxi Mini or an iMaxi Maxi.
- Y’know I think this is all too confusing. How about a normal computer.
- Great! You can take a look over here at our iMac and our mac mini.
- What’s the difference?
- Well, an iMac is a big mac mini, but it’s not a Big Mac mini, which would be a small version of popular MacDonald’s burger. We don’t sell that here, but if you’re hungry you can always purchase an iMac mini, which is a small bowl of mac and cheese, and should not be confused with either the iMac or the mac mini. If that’s not enough food you can get a bigger bowl of mac and cheese, which we call a Big iMac. This is, of course, neither a Big Mac burger, nor a larger version of the iMac computer.
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- Hello, welcome to the Apple store. How can I help you?

- Yeah, hi, I was wondering if you could explain the difference between the iPad and the iPad mini?

- The iPad mini is smaller than the iPad.

- But, isn’t the iPhone already like a small iPad.

- Yes, but this is larger than the iPhone.

- What if I want something larger than an iPhone, but smaller than an iPad mini?

- You should get an iPhone maxi or an iPad mini mini. Which is not to be confused with an iPad Minnie, which has Minnie Mouse branding, or the iPad Minnie mini, which is an iPad Minnie, but smaller. Of course if you’re looking for something bigger you can always go with the iPad Maxi, but don’t get the iMaxi Pad, which is just a maxi pad with an apple logo. Unless that’s what you want. then of course you also have the option of an iMaxi Mini or an iMaxi Maxi.

- Y’know I think this is all too confusing. How about a normal computer.

- Great! You can take a look over here at our iMac and our mac mini.

- What’s the difference?

- Well, an iMac is a big mac mini, but it’s not a Big Mac mini, which would be a small version of popular MacDonald’s burger. We don’t sell that here, but if you’re hungry you can always purchase an iMac mini, which is a small bowl of mac and cheese, and should not be confused with either the iMac or the mac mini. If that’s not enough food you can get a bigger bowl of mac and cheese, which we call a Big iMac. This is, of course, neither a Big Mac burger, nor a larger version of the iMac computer.

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Webcam Surprise
TSFW - Too safe for work

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Webcam Surprise

TSFW - Too safe for work

Hahaha too good!!

My girlfriend and I have come up with nicknames for each other’s “private parts.” Our favorite game is to see how many times we can use them without anyone noticing. My top comment was telling her mother that it was her daughter’s ‘wit and charm’ that first attracted to me. Hers is telling her mom that ‘bubbles’ was her favorite toy as a kid. I was initially upset that she named my member “bubbles” until the next thing that came out of her mouth was “I like to blow bubbles”
You should always drop a tab of acid before an exam. That way, pass or fail, you’ll still get flying colours.